One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the inappropriate behaviour that was going on.
He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not.”
God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.”
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When that angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good.”
God was not pleased. So while he was debating what to do about the 95%…
He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good to encourage them – give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
No, I didn’t get one either.