A Surprise Test
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A Surprise Test

…What do you do ?

Jason: I open the window.

Teacher : what’s the speed of wind enters from window ?

Jason : I don’t know.

Teacher: Ok you got zero. Sit down.

Teacher says next is Nancy. Asks same question.

Nancy : I would take off my jacket.

Teacher: it gets hotter and what do you do ?

Nancy: I open the window.

Teacher: what’s the speed of wind enters from window ?

Nancy: I don’t know.

Teacher: you got zero. Sit down.

Finally she picks Larry and asks same question.

Larry : I would take off my jacket.

Teacher: it gets hotter what do you do ?

Larry: I would take off my shirt.

Teacher : Hotter ?

Larry: I would take off my pants.

Teacher: it’s boiling already.

Larry: I would take off my socks and underwear.

Teacher: it’s extremely hot and you can’t stand it anymore.

Larry: I would fucking die there but never let that fucking window open.

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