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“I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. “

“Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with a self-satisfied grin.

“Do you know what kind?”

The woman replied, ” I would say an anesthesiologist. “

“How did you know?”, asked the M.D.

She responded ,

Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing.