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“Sorry, ma’am, but we’re out of chocolate ice cream,” says the man behind the counter.

“Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?” she asks.

“We’re out of chocolate,” he repeats.

“Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?”

The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.

“Ma’am, do you see the ‘van’ in vanilla?”

“Yes,” she says.

“Do you also see the ‘straw’ in strawberry?”

“I do.”

“Ma’am, do you see the ‘frick’ in chocolate?”

“There’s no ‘frick’ in chocolate…”

“THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!”