…feet and I’ll sing a Christmas song!”

The man shrugs, pulls out a lighter, and lights it under one of the parrot’s feet. The parrot squawks, “We wish you a Merry Christmas!”

Impressed, the man takes the lighter and lights it under the other foot. This time, the parrot shrieks, “Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock!”

Now curious, the man takes his lighter once more and lights it between the parrot’s legs. The parrot screeches, “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!”