Father’s Ashes
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Father’s Ashes

As he’s standing there alone, he lights a cigarette. After a while he notices a cute little vase on the mantle.

He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says, “What’s this?”

She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”

He turns beet red in horror and goes, “Oh God no…. oh . . . I just…..”

She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”

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