A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.

The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.

“First, sweep out the store. Then I’ll show you where the window cleaning equipment is.”

“Sir,” the young man protests.

“You can’t be serious. I’m a college graduate.”

“Oh, sorry,” says the manager, pointing to the broom.

“No problem. I can show you how that thing works.”