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“That’s pretty good,” St. Peter says. “What did you do for a living?”

“I was an agent.”

“Okay, that’s good,” St. Peter says. “Go on and meet God.”

The second guy steps forward. St. Peter asks, “How much did you make last year?”

“One and a half million.”

“Very nice,” St. Peter says. “What did you do?”

“I was a studio executive.”

“Excellent! Go meet God.”

The third guy steps forward. St. Peter asks: “How much did you make last year?”

“$2,222.22.”

“Huh,” says St. Peter. “What have I seen you in?”