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But I’ve seen all kinds of credentials. Tell me something—are you an honest attorney?”

“Honest?” the lawyer replies. “Let me tell you what kind of attorney I am. My father lent me twenty thousand dollars for law school. I paid him back in full, every cent, after my very first case.”

The personnel director nods approvingly. “That is impressive. What was the case?”

“He sued me for the money.”