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When the judge offered him the alternative of paying a $800 fine or serving ten days in jail the millionaire decided to take the ten days.

“But, my good man, you are wealthy,” said the judge, amazement ringing his face.

“Why you should prefer ten days in jail to paying a $800 fine is beyond me.”

“It’s like this, Judge,” the man explained.

“Our chef left and my wife figures it’ll take that long to find a new one.”