… “We take it out of your salary each month.”

“The last place I worked, they paid for it,” said the Mulla.

“That’s unusual,” the personnel man said. “How much vacation did you get?”

“Six weeks,” replied the Mulla.

“Did you get a bonus?” the personnel man asked.

“Yes,” said the Mulla. “Not only that, they gave us an annual bonus, sent us a turkey on Thanksgiving, gave us the use of a company car and threw a big barbecue for us each year.”

“Why did you leave?” asked the personnel director.

“They went busted,” said Nasruddin.