“It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church.
So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
“Daddy, I have to whisper.“
The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, just whisper in my ear.”