Suit yourself
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Suit yourself

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when a rooster strayed out into the road. The man slammed on his brakes, but the rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. The man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man said, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him.”

“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied. “You can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”

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