… had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today. She informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. And I think she could be right.”

Paul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it ?”

The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”