An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table.
He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The man grinned and said, ‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?’
The old woman considered she might never get an offer like this again and was curious to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a £50 note.
Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thank you, I’m really flattered. Nobody has ever paid me for my ‘services’ before!’
‘Don’t be flattered’ she replied… ‘Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit…’
Women can be so cruel !!