…It was a good system.

His buddies knew his morning routine and thought it would be fun to play a trick on him. They rounded up some deer guts that were still warm from a buck they had shot at first light that morning.

They ran over to a sleeping Bob on his favorite log, doing his business and deposited all the deer intestines under his seat while he slept. They ran back to the campground laughing about what Bob’s reaction would be when he woke and found the mess.

Sure enough Bob rolled into camp about 45 minutes later with a pale face and a mortified look as well…. giggling his hunting companions asked how his morning Duke went…..

“Well….” Bob said. “I woke to find I had completely prolapsed, but with a little prayer and a sharp stick, I was able to get everything shoved back into place….”