“Yes, yes, my child,” replied the pastor, tired of hearing this before.
“I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Jones. Have faith – the Lord will watch over you.”
“Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only…..”
“Only what, my child?”
“Now he says if I keep coming to your church, he’s going to kill YOU!”
“Well,” said the pastor.
“Perhaps it’s time to check out that little church on the other side of town.”