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The woman says: “Well Doctor Cameron, I don’t know what to do. Every time he comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon’.”

The Doctor says: “Well… I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep.”

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

She says: “Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time he came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an’ swished, and he didn’t touch me even once! Tell me Doctor…what’s the secret? How’s the water do that?”

The Doctor says:

“Janet, it’s really big secret. The water does bugger all – ​it’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick…