This is a government job
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This is a government job

“OK, have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.“

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.

“Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now.”

“Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day.“

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10 am?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.

“For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. So no point in your coming in for that.”

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