Ticket Agent
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Ticket Agent

Angry passenger to Ryanair Ticket Agent: “I want my brown suitcase sent to Malaga, my green suitcase sent to Madrid, and my tan suitcase sent to Majorca.”

Ticket Agent: “I’m sorry, sir; this flight is to Alicante. We can’t do that.”

Passenger: “Why not ? You did it last time I flew with you.”

Bonus Joke:

A man refused a drink in pub was told it was because of the trouble he caused the night before.

Protesting his innocence, the customer said he had never been in the pub before.

“You must have a double then,” said the barman.

“Thanks, I will, make it a vodka,” replied the man.

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