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The priest said, “Then stands over there against the wall.”

Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to get to heaven?”

“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.”

“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to Jack and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

Jack said, “No, I don’t Father.”

The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”

Jack said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”