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He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car. They said “Heavens no, we bought it.”

He said, “Then why don’t you drive it away”.

Each of the women said “We can’t drive”.

The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked “Then why did you buy it?”

They answered, “Someone told us if we bought a car here, we’d get screwed, so we are just waiting.”