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You need to go to the principals office and get this straightened out.

The girl goes to the principals office and he asks, Whats your name? The little girl says, Happy Butt.

The principal calls the girls mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.

The girl exclaims, Glad Ass — Happy Butt — whats the difference?