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WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

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WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

No thanks, I’m married.

Nope, no more booze for me!

Sorry, but you’re not really my type.

No thanks, I’m not hungry.

I’m not interested in fighting you.

Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!

Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

WORDS DAMN EASY TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

I love you.

Will you marry me.

Tu mera bhai hai, bhai.

Kal se daru band.

One for the road. Last peg.

Words to say in the morning.

I was a little high, but in my senses.

I think it was nakli whisky.

Someone spiked my drink.

Snacks kam the, isiliye….